Make Your Valentine Smile With Valentine’s Humor

What’s more special than a bright smile on your partner’s lips? Probably nothing. Nothing else can be compared to the magic that it creates for you. Let your love keep smiling and for achieving that we quote some of the best humorous jokes here to tickle you.

My One And Only
Roger, who was 19 years old, was buying an expensive bracelet, to surprise his girlfriend on Valentine's Day, at a very smart jeweler’s shop in Hatton Garden, London.

The jeweler inquired, 'Would you like your girlfriend's name engraved on it?'

Roger thought for a moment, grinned, then answered, 'No, instead engrave "To my one and only love".'

The jeweler smiled and said, 'Yes, sir; how very romantic of you.'

Roger retorted with a glint in his eye, 'Not exactly romantic, but very practical. This way, if we break up, I can use it again.

Meaning of Dreams

After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's Day. What do you think it means?"

"You'll know on Valentine's Day." he said.

On Valentine's Day, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife.
Delighted, she opened it to find a book entitled....

"The Meaning Of Dreams."

One Liners for you

• Q: What did one light bulb say to the other?
  A: I love you a whole watt!
• Q: What did the little boy sheep say to the little girl sheep on Valentine's Day?
  A: I love ewe!
• Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope?
  A: I'm stuck on you.
• Q: What is the difference between a girl who is sick of her boyfriend and a sailor who falls into the ocean?
  A: One is bored over a man the other is a man overboard.
• Q: What did the light bulb say to the switch?
  A: You turn me on.
• Q: What did one snake say to the other snake?
  A: Give me a little hug and a hiss, honey.
• Q: What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
  A: Stick with me and we'll go places!
• Q: What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
  A: I find you very attractive.
• Q: What did the pencil say to the paper?
  A: I dot my i's on you!
• Q: What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?
  A: Forget-me-nuts.
• Q: Who sends a thousand valentines cards signed, ‘guess who'?
  A: A divorce lawyer.
• Q: Did Adam and Eve ever have a date?
  A: No, but they had an apple.
• Q: What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
  A: Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?
• Q: Why did the banana go out with the prune?
  A: Because it couldn't get a date.